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The Funniest and Craziest Definitions of Love

Love is love. End of story.

It’s when you can fart freely around someone.

It’s a fairy tale that never ceases to amaze.

Love is a game of attrition. It’s when two lovers stay together and bother one another until one of them perishes.

It’s the unification of two souls.

It’s what our dreams are made of.

They say love is in the air. But, I say they’re just adding to the pollution.

It’s temporary madness.

Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard and then slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science

Love is seeing the download time get lower.

It’s when public restrooms have 2-ply toilet paper. Or better yet, bidet.

Love is like a webpage error. It says 404 not found!

It’s when you find someone who has the same wavelength of weirdness as you.

It’s buying an extra-thick chocolate milkshake after craving for one the whole day, but your significant other accidentally drops theirs, so you give them yours.

Love isn’t a thing; it’s a verb.

It’s something that can’t be explained by mere words.

It’s the point in a relationship where logic becomes irrelevant.

It’s something that can’t be defined but can be demonstrated.

It’s a cruel and selective emotion that is in place to ensure species survival.

It’s a mental illness that forces one to do foolish things.

It’s the fall of every man/woman.

Oh baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more.

It’s like having a best friend, except you both can touch each other’s bodies a lot more.

A homeless person scavenging for treasure in the middle of the rain. He finds a bag of gold coins, then slowly realizes that they’re all made of chocolate. Even though he’s heartbroken, he can’t complain because he’s hungry in the first place.

It’s giving your last morsel of food to someone even though you’re extremely hungry.

Love is like fire. There’s no telling what it’s going to burn. It can either warm your heart or burn your house to the ground.:)

Love Is Absolutely Fun and Amusing

Love is getting out of bed at night for your partner in order to investigate a strange noise.

It is something that I will never know and experience.

Love is bacon. Bacon is love.

It’s a primitive human construct.

It’s the never-ending argument of where to eat.

It’s a cold and broken hallelujah.

Love is a battlefield.

It’s pooping with the door wide open.

It’s more of a lie than that damned cake.

It’s a disease curable by marriage.

It’s a chemical reaction in the brain. When two people share it, the chance of mating increases.!

It’s when you can freely touch butts with other people.

It’s when your soul realizes that it has a counterpoint in another and recognizes it.

Love is like oxygen. If you get too much, you get high. If you don’t get enough, you die. Also, it’s highly flammable.

It’s a symbiotic give-and-take relationship.

It’s a many-splendoured thing.

It’s like a beautiful day in the mellow—It’s all just a myth!

It’s something that people try to explain but actually don’t understand.

Love is just real-life porn, except it’s without the things that make x-rated flicks cool.

When someone is capable of cutting a smile on your face, that’s love.

It’s being able to put up with someone when they are at their worst.

It’s the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

It’s a mystery that will only unravel the moment you find it yourself.

It’s your brain overflowing with serotonin.

It’s just like flowers waiting to wither.

It’s a chemical reaction in the brain that turns people into idiots.

It’s getting home after a long day and kicking off all of your shoes and clothes.:)

•You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like

•someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Love is sharing your popcorn:)

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.!

“Every day, I find myself falling in love with you a little bit more, but damn, you were annoying for sure the other day.“

“A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.” —Zsa Zsa Gabor

“I would love you, no matter what. Even if you were to fart in your sleep.”

“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” —Jackie Mason!

My dopamine levels go crazy when I’m with you.”

“There’s nothing wrong in admitting that I make your life so much better.”

“I know why you’re so tired. You have vitamin ‘Me’ deficiency.”

“The reason why you’re so adorable is ’coz I constantly adore you.”

Can I have fun in a relationship?

Strong, healthy, happy, and long lasting relationships do not just happen, they require effort; and one of the things every relationship needs is a little fun. Be intentional about having fun in your relationship.

What do you do in a fun relationship?

Plan and carry out a scavenger hunt or treasure hunt for your partner.

Go tubing, kayaking, or canoeing together.

Go fruit picking together.

Enjoy a candlelight dinner together at your home or apartment. ...

Go for a bike ride together.

Go bowling together. ...

Attend a local festival together.!

How can couples be more fun?

1 – Find Out What Makes Each Other Happy. ...

2 – Get Outside Of Your Comfort Zone. ...

3 – Have a 'To Do' List. ...

4 – Be Open and Honest With Each Other. ...

5 – Know Each Other's Love Language. ...

6 – Date Each Other Again. ...

7 – Travel Together. ...

8 – Make Decisions For Each Other For A Whole Day!

.What is a casual fun relationship?

. Casual dating implies a relaxed and not serious relationship, where two people spend time together, sometimes going on dates and prioritizing physical intimacy. College students and people using dating apps often engage in casual relationships.!

Funny relationship is always Better than broken realtionship:)